Her nose has character, is pretty even, but bitch is skinny, like with extra skin, like she had a lap band, and who has a lap band at 2 years old? What crazed, human-centipede type doctor prescribed this child invasive surgery for what was likely adorable puppy fat. Has the brazilian craze for plastic surgery infected Mendoza? Or is she the irresponsible offspring of an un-airconditioned shipping container and an absentee vintner? We'll never know.
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